Today, a client came into my office (for the 5th time this week) and asked, "Can you help me? I have a cough that will not let up. I have tried everything!"
Considering the fact that he has been a thorn in my flesh for the past 3 years, I decided that it was time to be very honest with him.
I said, "Try Herb Lax. This is good for everything!"
He paid for it, coughed his way out the door, climbed into his 18-wheeler, and drove off.
About 6 hours later, I got a call from him. He said, "It worked! I am AFRAID to cough!"
Got ya! April Fools!
Having fun!
Trudy Bledsoe, 615-941-1501 
